some things we all wonder about;
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin. Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed. Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid Is made with REAL lemons? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of that stuff? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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